Yesterday, I noticed that some of the pics I uploaded to Image Shack were not rendering. I have occasionally used Image Shack in the past to host pictures for use with eBay, etc..
I realize now that having Image Shack as an image provider for my blog might not be a good idea. I guess having the word ‘Shack’ in their company name should have been a red flag to me.
So, last night I went through all the pictures in my posts and moved them to my website, which, as of today, seems to be under a Denial of Service (DoS) attack. So, now all my images are failing to render.
Would someone please work the kinks out of this piece-of-crap Internet for me?
My entry to Chris Sims’ Spider-Man meme.
If it’s not obvious, he is speaking to Harry Osborn.
I recently read a post by Dale about Notes On A Scandal, which pushed me to finally get off my couch and then sit back down to watch it.
It was pretty good, but I had a couple thoughts during my viewing.
1. If you’re going to have a suspenseful film featuring two strong female leads with a lesbian component underlying their relationship, one of them at some point *has* to kill a guy by hitting him in the eye with a stiletto heel.
2. I don’t see how any self-respecting fan of Strangers With Candy can avoid wondering how this story would play with Amy Sedaris as Jerri Blank taking the Judi Dench role.
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If you wish to start a meme, you really need to follow the Meme Guide to Manners ™.
Rule #1: Don’t include questions that people might be unwilling to answer.
Sample “Don’t” questions
1. What’s the strangest smell you have ever farted?
2. What’s your most embarrassing public moment — be specific.
3. Most disgusting habit?
4. Have you ever fled the scene of a crime?
5. What, exactly, IS your f*cking problem?
Everyone knows the phrase, jumped the shark, right?
Well, I have thought of an alternative to this phrase, and it is also from a 1970’s sitcom produced by Garry Marshall, Laverne & Shirley.
Now, the majority of visitors at Jumptheshark.com agree that the show really started sucking when they moved Laverne, Shirley and the gang from Milwaukee to California.
Then, I thought. How about this as an alternative phrase to “jumped the shark” — “moved to California”.
Here’s a sample of an exchange using this alternative catchphrase:
Person 1: Boy, E.R. really moved to California when they killed off Anthony Edwards.
Person 2: What do you mean? I think they have always shot E.R. in California, with only the occasional exteriors shot in Chicago.
Person 1: No, no, that’s not what I mean.
This post comes to you courtesy of the fact that I am waiting for seepage to stop in my basement. Wet vac, take a break, wet vac, take a break.
I have learned a few things with this experience.
1. If you can you avoid it, don’t have living space in your basement.
2. If you’re buying a house from some shady Eastern Europeans, make sure it’s not during a drought.
3. They moved the cemetery but they didn’t move the bodies! THEY ONLY MOVED THE HEADSTONES!!!
Performing a web search for symbols via Google, where nothing happens.
There are no results, not even an acknowledgment that you perfomed a search.
Symbol searches that return results.
Symbol searches that acknowledge you searched for it, but yielded no results.
It is YOUR responsibility dear reader, to further investigate the full gamut of ASCII symbols that I am too lazy to complete.
Don’t forget to retry all the symbols by searching on Google News, Google Blogs, and Chinese Google.
I want a double-spaced, heavily-footnoted report on my desk by tomorrow morning at the latest.
Something to counteract the negativity of my “He Better Be Dead” post.
If gorilla-on-gorilla violence can be considered positive.
This is old news, I know, but I saw Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room for the first time last night when it aired on PBS.
I had followed the Enron case, but there were things that I learned of that I hadn’t known. For example, Enron traders actually had some of their power plants shut down under various false pretenses during the rolling blackouts in California in order to artificially inflate the cost of electricity they were passing on to you, the consumer. They have some audio of traders patting themselves on the back and laughing — it’s really beyond my ability to comment on it, it’s so horrid.
This kind of crime just makes me boil with rage. Someday this kind of crap will hopefully be seen as just one notch above child molester. Maybe when we stop worshipping the almighty buck.