So, MizSplotchy already has her costume picked out for this coming Halloween.
She’ll be going for a 1950’s housewifey vibe, her costume to be topped off by this little mound of heaven.
After some soul searching, I came up with a perfect companion costume to hers — the robot monster from Robot Monster!
My problem is that gorilla costumes are pretty damned expensive. I can’t afford to spend a couple hundred bucks on a gorilla body, folks. I can’t afford to rent a gorilla costume for seventy bucks, either.
I look to you, blogosphere, for any assistance in my pursuit of 1950’s schlock! Let me borrow your gorilla costume, okay? I promise not to sweat in it too much.