Maybe before he leaves office we’ll pass up the number of US military deaths incurred during the Iraqi War!
Maybe then we’ll pass up the number of Iraqis killed during the Iraqi War!
Maybe then we’ll pass up the number of dollars spent on the Iraqi War!
Maybe somehow all the pain and misery shat upon this world by the current administration will be magically wiped clean by incrementing the hit counter!
For some reason, I spent some time last night searching the YouTubes for comedians being heckled.
I doubt if I would be able to stand up in front of people telling jokes. Add a heckler to the crowd and I would be reduced to a pile of weeping goo.
I’m interested in how different comedians respond to hecklers, who are for the most part producers of noise cancer.
I found a handful of nifty videos, but this one of Richard Herring at the Wam Bam Club deboning a heckler (in a very friendly and polite way, I must add) was absolutely wonderful:
In his interview with the Drunken Severed Head, David Patrick Kelly had mentioned his intent to collect some of his musical recordings for a future release.
Well, the future is now!
Rip Van Boy Man is currently available for purchase as a CD or MP3 download at CD Baby.
He’s got a really nice voice.
Samples are available for your listening pleasure on the bottom left of the page on CD Baby.
You’ve made it! You’re a big name in Hollywood! You’re respected by both the public and your peers.
Please don’t commit the faux pas of calling other Hollywood Illuminati by their names. You have to use their secret nicknames, or suffer the consequences.
Here’s a handy nickname guide when you first make the A-List.
01. Robert DeNiro – Bobby 02. James Caan – Jimmy 03. Russell Crowe – Rusty 04. Martin Scorsese – Marty 05. Robert Downey, Jr. – Bob 06. Robert Duvall – Mr. Chippers 07. Al Pacino – T.D. (Top Dog) 08. Madonna – Madge 09. Paul Le Mat – Paul (warning: not a member of the Hollywood elite!) 10. Ben Stiller – Sticky
