Quick Meme GO!

I have been tagged by Becca for a quick meme, so 3… 2… 1… GO

1. Five names you go by:

a. Michael
b. Mike
c. Splotchy
d. Jawa (on a message board)
e. Michael Benjamin (only a couple that is friends with my parents call me this)

2. Three things you are wearing right now:

a. Sexy blue jeans (it’s business casual Friday!)
b. Sexy red boxer briefs
c. A sexy Casio watch

3. Two things you want very badly at the moment:

a. To finish my movie
b. To play in a rock ‘n roll band

4. Three people who will probably fill this out:

As Becca did, I’ll tag a few people and see what shakes loose.

5. Two things you did last night:

a. Ate some cheesecake.
b. Watched some select scenes from The Dark Knight (again!)

6. Two things you ate today:

a. Mini-bagel w/ cream cheese
b. I will probably eat the PBJ I made for lunch.

7. Two people you last talked to on the phone:

a. MizSplotchy
b. A guy at work whose application was hogging all the CPU resources on my test box. Yes, I am calling him a CPU hog.

8. Two things you are going to do tomorrow:

a. Clean
b. Go to Thanksgiving at the Compound!

9. Two longest car rides:

a. Chicago to New Orleans
b. Springfield, IL to Florida

10. Two of your favorite beverages:

a. Ice water
b. Grape juice and water over ice

Okay, I tag:
Flannery A

Yes, Google, How May I Help You?

I am a stats whore. I look at my stats.

This happens every once in a while.

I’m guessing it’s some spider bot that Google just sends a-wanderin’, and nobody at Google actually gives a damn about my blog.

Or, I guess maybe they *do* care enough to send the spiders.

I would just like to say that if it’s *me* sending spider robots, it won’t be because I like you — it will be because we are mortal enemies, and I will stop nothing until you are obliterated from this reality.